DEXTER
Subject No. 001 | Status: Active
THE PROTOCOL
At the Dexter & Frenz project, we demonstrate that African Greys possess reasoning skills comparable to young humans. Inspired by the legacy of Dr. Pepperberg and our contemporary frenz like Apollo, we document every cognitive milestone.
"Greetings from myself, Dexter, a most singular and erudite African Grey Parrot, whereby I am taking the liberty of penning this notification to apprise you of a calamitous occurrence of utmost significance, namely, the AAAAAAAA apocalypse, an event of unprecedented proportions that threatens to precipitate a profound transformation of cataclysmic magnitude."
RAW_INPUT_LOG.SYS
> [SESSION_START] 04.04.2026
> DEXTER: gtfrd.........................,..kmfujikdklfdfldkfkjjfkfgbjgjijijijjijjjjijijji
> DEXTER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> STATUS: High Cognitive Engagement _